Sunday, March 27, 2011

Monkey Love


Busted snuggling Little George while lounging on Big George

Prego Dunzo

When you are ~38 wks and look like this.....
You begin researching ways to induce labor online. Fresh pineapple anyone? (ps - all it did was give me heartburn)

Also note the Goya canned papaya. I read that papaya juice works but couldn't find any at the store. I tried Goya papaya in heavy syrup and realized that it might be the most disgusting thing I have put in my mouth in quite some time.
You may also note the drill on the kitchen counter. There is no construction occurring, but Mr. Woj still likes to keep power tools handy just in case.

Cousin Time

Yesterday Steve's family stopped over for a play date and dinner. The pole had a blast playing with his 2 cousins, Big R and Little V. Little V is now old enough for the exersaucer which the pole was more than happy to demonstrate how to use.







Fun with papertowels

Monday, March 21, 2011

New set of wheels


Watch out ladies....our little polak has a new pimp ride. His father chose the model with 2 steps so he can accommodate one fine lady and a picnic basket.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Food Exploration

The pole's school has started a hot lunch program. We've been receiving some interesting daily updates. A few of the fun ones include:
  • "Enjoyed putting his peas into the chocolate pudding and playing with it" (the pole hates pudding and apparently peas)
  • "Ate all of the tuna salad and wheat bread" (excuse me? My child just ate tuna?)
  • "Enjoyed chewing the piece of pasta before spitting it onto the floor" (sounds more like our pole)
  • "Refused Jello"
  • "He liked his french toast but gagged on maple syrup"
  • "Beef stew - none. Peaches - ate 4 bowls"
Needless to say its been entertaining to see what he will actually eat. He has been having a peaceful protest at home by eating only cheese grits for breakfast and dinner. Tonight we did trick him into a pizza party which was a nice change.

A few random pics over the past few weeks...1st bowl of tomato soup, his fav spinach pizza, and his first banana that was not spit out.


Machinery Operation 101

If someone leaves a lawn ornament outside your driveway, you might as well take it for a spin.

Friday, March 11, 2011

TicTac

TicTac's ultrasound was today. The technician was a bit of a doofus and the pictures came out horribly (sorry TicTac!). She was concerned that TicTac's head is big, and particularly that its bigger than the belly. The Dr said its supposed to be that way and Thank God its not the other way around. I'm 1cm dialated and 0% effaced. The dumb technician estimated 6lbs 9oz, but honestly I don't trust her measurements. She was all over the place with the mouse during the ultrasound so who knows what is about to pop out except something with a big head.

Dinosaur what?

Recent pole conversations:
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Me: Whats in mama's belly?
Pole: Baby!!!!
Me: Do you think mama's belly has a baby boy or a girl?
Pole: (after a minute of thinking)....a Dinosaur!
Me: No monkey. Do you think mama has a baby BOY or a baby GIRL in her belly?
Pole: A baby dinosaur!!!!! hahahahahahaha
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Last week while laying with the pole before bed...
Pole: Monkey Potty! (he wanted his stuffed monkey to go sit on the potty)
Me: No, monkey doesn't have to go potty. He's all set
Pole: Monkey Potty. Monkey potty NOW!
Me: Monkey went potty before bed so he's ok. Its time to go to sleep.
Pole: Mama!!!! Monkey POOOTTTTYYYY NOOOOWWWWWWW!
Me: (too lazy and prego to get up decided to call husband) "Wojo!!!! Wojo!!!!! can you come help!)
Pole: Mojo!!!! Mojo!!!!! Mojo Monkey Potty NOW!!!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Lawn Ornament

We came home from work one day to find the nonexistent construction crew near our house moved this prized lawn ornament right beside our driveway. Many people would be pissed off, but not us. Forget Disney World, the Pole is making his own magic with our new lawn ornament. If only we had a key so we could use it to plow.....

Attempting to shovel the driveway

34 wks



Enjoying some milk before dinner to counteract the severe heartburn TicTac is throwing my way.