Nudist

Yesterday the pole woke up from his nap at school, screaming bloody murder. The poor teachers tried to calm him down by rocking him, giving him a bottle, snuggling, his blankey, the swing, a fresh diaper.....but nothing seemed to work. They tried a fresh diaper (again), and during a moment of deliriousness, the teacher said she told the pole that he had such a cute bum. The pole took a pause from screaming and laughed a little (sans diaper on the changing table). His teacher started singing a song about his cute bum, and the pole laughed a little more. She picked him up (still sans diaper), and danced around the room while he laughed and laughed. At one point, the director of his school walked by and the pole mooned her through the window.

Maybe next time we go to FL to see Oma and Opa, we should reserve the pole a room at the nudist resort close by.